…beside me, her fake wedding ring catching the light.The whole thing suddenly felt absurd.I turned to Caroline.Her eyes were wet."I'm sorry," I said.She gave me a small smile. "You don't owe me an apology.""I dragged you into something much bigger than petty revenge."Despite everything, I almost laughed.Then I took her…

…obsessed with president Tinubu and our president no send am. @Will_Whisperer May sound absurd, but he is saying the truth. He came with the motive of renewed hope, and now we are all hopeless. @ZimboJoesph Na the poverty we go use take send am commot from Aso Rock. @Thelawhav0 I love Tinubu; 2027 we go again. He must w…

…ceasefire.James Elder, a UNICEF spokesperson, described the number of child deaths as “absurd and devastating”, adding that hundreds more children had been injured.Humanitarian organisations have also reported the deaths of aid workers during the ceasefire. The Aid Worker Security Database told BBC Verify that 22 aid w…

…off a 20 per cent stake in the World Cup to private investors for $4.2bn represented "an absurdly low enterprise value" and accused the FIFA president of standing to gain financially in a process that was "neither the product of an open, competitive auction, nor tested by any independent valuer". The legal document see…

…Government officials and friends investigating their friends in power is theatre of the absurd,” he added. Transparency International warns Similarly, Transparency International Nigeria warned that the Gagdi-led committee could conclude its investigation without answering some of the fundamental questions raised by the…

…to engage with the professor's concerns about staff welfare and working conditions at ABSUPAY ATTENTION: Mark Legit.ng as a preferred source, and our content will appear higher in your Google feed!The All Progressives Congress (APC) in Abia State has urged the state government to take seriously the welfare concerns rai…

ABSU allegedly suspends Anatomy HOD for allegedly extorting millions from students to pass exams - Educare CEO Alex Onyia Abia State University (ABSU) has reportedly suspended Dr Agbai Johnson Ukwa, the HOD of Anatomy Department, for allegedly extorting as high as N1.5 million from individual students to pass exams, ac…

…occupy? What agencies do they belong to?” he asked, describing the figures as budgetary absurdity rather than legitimate planning. The former Vice President argued that the sums hidden under the SWV now exceed the combined allocations for education, defence and agriculture, and he suggested a political motive behind th…

…priorities, describing the ruling party’s “Emi Lokan” campaign slogan as the most absurd thing he has ever encountered. The entertainer stated this during an interview with Arise Television correspondents on Tuesday, where he took issue with government officials citing pressure on the administration as an excuse for un…

…any attempt to stretch the judgment beyond its proper scope was “an invitation to legal absurdity.” ADC alleges forged INEC documents over ‘fake’ nomination upload Meanwhile, the party has accused a group, led by Nafiu Bala Gombe, of allegedly using forged documents purportedly issued by INEC, to falsely claim it uploa…

…Any attempt to stretch this judgment beyond its proper scope is an invitation to legal absurdity,” he stated. Atiku also criticised what he described as attempts to misrepresent the judgment on social media. “Our opponents appear more eager to write judgments on social media than to read the one delivered by the Court…

…package to the monarch of another country! I am not sure there is something more absurd in international relations. As I join millions around the world to congratulate the US on its 250th Independence Day, I pray humanity can develop some engineering that can alter its DNA and transform it into a force of peace and dev…

…collecting a toll from a neighbour who has left its own gate unlocked for us. To put the absurdity in full relief: the fee a Rwandan citizen pays merely to apply for a Nigerian tourist visa is more than three times what Rwanda charges non-exempt visitors from anywhere in the world for a single-entry visa on arrival ($5…

…their best. “My only point is that it needs to be kept in perspective. It strikes me as absurd to doubt this team that has not lost in 33 consecutive games. To doubt this generation? I find that unfair.” De la Fuente conceded that Yamal could have played for more than 45 minutes had Spain not been in such a commanding…

…scenes may be artistic installations designed to make people reflect on the increasingly absurd relationship between humans and AI-powered robots.

…Mark™ (@thinkwithmark) May 14, 2026 There's something undoubtedly absurd about using an AI bookmark to mediate your relationship with your phone, yet there is a bit of truth to Tang's pitch - when you stop reading to take notes or snap a photo of a key passage on your phone, you're bound to encounter some other distrac…